Sex on a plane?
The first thing I wondered about when I read that the airlines flying the new Airbus 380 planes would be offering double beds is, would people be able to join the mile high club without having to cram into a bathroom to do the dirty deed?
Frankly, I think that there should be a separate membership category for accomplishing this high altitude feat in the comfort of a double bed. It hardly involves the risk and gymnastic abilities required to get two bodies in the right configuration for an airplane bathroom, which typically is the size of a shoe closet.
I hadn't seen anything mentioned in any of the articles about this until a story today on the MSNBC website. Seems that Singapore Airlines is asking passengers to refrain from hanky panky when in the double beds. So, is smooching is okay? How about groping hands in your partner's nether parts?
Turning in with your honey after a gourmet meal and champagne, one wonders what else you would want to do but what comes naturally?
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